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some of you need to experience consequences for your actions. FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

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some of you need to experience consequences for your actions. FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

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john freeman, brother of gordan freeman, does a sick jump off a ramp with his motorcycle (a bathtub on monster truck wheels)

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@tesse @PhoebeWallerPalladino lmao whoops

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@tesse @PhoebeWallerPalladino lmao whoops

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finally, a game that passes the woke content detector:

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finally, a game that passes the woke content detector:

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plastic keys you jingle in the face of babies until they giggle

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need to hurry up and make a bunch more friends in town

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need to hurry up and make a bunch more friends in town

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by huge i mean 10-15 people at a bar but still

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by huge i mean 10-15 people at a bar but still

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im gonna be in canada for my birthday this year so i can't throw a huge party like usual 😔

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im gonna be in canada for my birthday this year so i can't throw a huge party like usual 😔

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@zorotl this is the kind of willfully wrong dipass that's why the book hillbilly elegy sold as much as it did despite being written by an obvious con artist that in another lifetime would have been seeling literal snake oil to people with miner's diseases

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@zorotl this is the kind of willfully wrong dipass that's why the book hillbilly elegy sold as much as it did despite being written by an obvious con artist that in another lifetime would have been seeling literal snake oil to people with miner's diseases

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@sabrina ah, well in that case. no need for concern. i shall proceed with my plans to balance the world's largest tower of full champagne flutes atop my nose as i unicycle through the alley between the munitions factory and the open flaming pit while several teams of glass company employees carry window panes across my path

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@sabrina ah, well in that case. no need for concern. i shall proceed with my plans to balance the world's largest tower of full champagne flutes atop my nose as i unicycle through the alley between the munitions factory and the open flaming pit while several teams of glass company employees carry window panes across my path

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(in the same tone of voice as a cat that ate 20 minutes ago but has since seen a salmon bagel and believes he has never been fed) i cannot believe no women are calling me beautiful right now

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(in the same tone of voice as a cat that ate 20 minutes ago but has since seen a salmon bagel and believes he has never been fed) i cannot believe no women are calling me beautiful right now

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trade offer

i receive: your endless attention

you receive: my bottomless need

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trade offer

i receive: your endless attention

you receive: my bottomless need

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@kate i'd rather have a cutty sark than emoji sark

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@kate i'd rather have a cutty sark than emoji sark

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time to fuck the shit out of some decorative gourds

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time to fuck the shit out of some decorative gourds

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damn it sure is fall huh

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damn it sure is fall huh

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triz in a knit wool beanie, pink-mauve sweater dress, and black tights

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if it please the court, i'd like to approach the bench 😏😏😏

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if it please the court, i'd like to approach the bench 😏😏😏

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@esvrld oh i'm remembering him...

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@esvrld oh i'm remembering him...